Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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