My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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