i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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