Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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