2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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