Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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