:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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