I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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