Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Do plants get herpes?
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