only if we run a train.
done.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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