i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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