I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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