i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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