My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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