I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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