it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
