I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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