i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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