Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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