Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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