I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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