I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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