I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
