is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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