Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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