I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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