ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
