I smell stomach acid.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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