try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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