Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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