I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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