they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
not ubering you a puppy
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
