The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm jealous of your bromance
No subtext here. People are naked.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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