kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
