Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
soo... how was my night?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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