hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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