Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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