In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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