Define "chronic" masturbator.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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