meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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