Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
so much tequila, so little girl.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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