Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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