new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Let's paint friendship bongs
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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