i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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