Sponge bath it is.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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