and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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