Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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