I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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