I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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