Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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