We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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