I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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