We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
