sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
you would pick up someone in the library
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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