You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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